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Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

May 13, 2026May 13, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Age, announces, Authoritarianism, Behalf, Cheerfully, Hates, Man, Minister, outfit, Prime, Silly..

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Conspiracy theorists insist aliens aren’t real as President Trump releases UFO files

May 9, 2026May 9, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Aliens, Arent, Conspiracy, files, Insist, President, Real, releases, theorists, Trump, ufo

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Keir Starmer stunned to discover local elections were held yesterday

May 8, 2026May 8, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged discover, Elections, held, Keir, Local, Starmer, STUNNED, yesterday

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SHOCKING SCANDAL: Zack Polanski changed his name in 2002 to avoid a £3.50 library fine

May 6, 2026May 6, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Avoid, changed, Fine, Library, Polanski, Scandal, Shocking, Zack

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I don’t wish to alarm you, but Fox News says Iran has “kamikaze dolphins” strapped with explosive vests

May 4, 2026May 4, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Alarm, dolphins, Dont, Explosive, Fox, Iran, Kamikaze, News, strapped, vests

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Israel intercepts flotilla near Crete to save Palestinian children from food and medicine

April 30, 2026April 30, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged children, crete, Flotilla, Food, intercepts, Israel, Medicine, Palestinian, save

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King Charles and President Trump to set up “new Epstein Island” with retirement home for Prince Andrew

April 29, 2026April 29, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Andrew, Charles, Epstein, Home, Island, King, President, Prince, Retirement, Set, Trump

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Trump cancels all assassination attempts this week as mark of respect for King Charles

April 28, 2026April 28, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Assassination, Attempts, cancels, Charles, King, Mark, respect, Trump, Week

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807% of Americans think Trump staged assassination attempt so he could build a ballroom

April 27, 2026April 27, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Americans, Assassination, Attempt, Ballroom, Build, staged, Trump

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Huge relief as America’s no. 1 rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survives another shooting

April 26, 2026April 26, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Americas, Criminal, Huge, paedophile, rapist, Relief, Shooting, Survives, War

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President Trump died yesterday, but don’t worry, he came back like Jesus

April 25, 2026April 25, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Died, Dont, Jesus, President, Trump, Worry, yesterday

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President Trump heroically saves eight AI-generated women from execution in Iran

April 23, 2026April 23, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged AIGenerated, execution, heroically, Iran, President, Saves, Trump, women

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