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President Trump skips son’s wedding to attend his latest staged assassination attempt

May 24, 2026May 24, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Assassination, Attempt, Attend, Latest, President, skips, Sons, staged, Trump, Wedding

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Cuba invades United States to “Liberate the American People” and “Restore Democracy”

May 22, 2026May 22, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged American, Cuba, democracy, invades, liberate, people, Restore, States, United

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Proud day for Israel as the Epstein lobby defeats Thomas Massie in Kentucky primary

May 20, 2026May 20, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Day, defeats, Epstein, Israel, Kentucky, lobby, Massie, Primary, Proud, Thomas

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Andy Burnham promises “real change” by delivering Starmer’s policies with a Mancunian accent

May 16, 2026May 16, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged accent, Andy, Burnham, Change, delivering, Mancunian, Policies, promises, Real, Starmers

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Muslim socialist destroys New York by taxing the rich, eliminating the deficit and improving public services

May 14, 2026May 14, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Deficit, destroys, Eliminating, Improving, Muslim, Public, Rich, Services, Socialist, Taxing, York

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Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates

May 13, 2026May 13, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Age, announces, Authoritarianism, Behalf, Cheerfully, Hates, Man, Minister, outfit, Prime, Silly..

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Conspiracy theorists insist aliens aren’t real as President Trump releases UFO files

May 9, 2026May 9, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Aliens, Arent, Conspiracy, files, Insist, President, Real, releases, theorists, Trump, ufo

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Keir Starmer stunned to discover local elections were held yesterday

May 8, 2026May 8, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged discover, Elections, held, Keir, Local, Starmer, STUNNED, yesterday

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SHOCKING SCANDAL: Zack Polanski changed his name in 2002 to avoid a £3.50 library fine

May 6, 2026May 6, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Avoid, changed, Fine, Library, Polanski, Scandal, Shocking, Zack

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I don’t wish to alarm you, but Fox News says Iran has “kamikaze dolphins” strapped with explosive vests

May 4, 2026May 4, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Alarm, dolphins, Dont, Explosive, Fox, Iran, Kamikaze, News, strapped, vests

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Israel intercepts flotilla near Crete to save Palestinian children from food and medicine

April 30, 2026April 30, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged children, crete, Flotilla, Food, intercepts, Israel, Medicine, Palestinian, save

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King Charles and President Trump to set up “new Epstein Island” with retirement home for Prince Andrew

April 29, 2026April 29, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Andrew, Charles, Epstein, Home, Island, King, President, Prince, Retirement, Set, Trump

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