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Bank of England making emergency plans for aliens in move that makes satirists redundant

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Bank of England making emergency plans for aliens in move that makes satirists redundant

January 19, 2026January 19, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Aliens, Bank, Emergency, England, Making, Move, Plans, redundant, satirists

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Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable

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Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable

January 17, 2026January 17, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Appointed, Blair, Board, Gaza, peace, Satan, Tony, unavailable

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Greatest ever FIFA Peace Prize winner is finally given Nobel Peace Prize

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Greatest ever FIFA Peace Prize winner is finally given Nobel Peace Prize

January 16, 2026January 16, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged FIFA, FINALLY, Greatest, Nobel, peace, Prize, winner

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Brave Iranian feminists scrawl “Trump” across their breasts while waiting for bombs to liberate them

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Brave Iranian feminists scrawl “Trump” across their breasts while waiting for bombs to liberate them

January 15, 2026January 15, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Bombs, Brave, breasts, feminists, Iranian, liberate, scrawl, Trump, Waiting

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US hoping to make man King of Iran in the name of democracy

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US hoping to make man King of Iran in the name of democracy

January 10, 2026January 10, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged democracy, Hoping, Iran, King, Man

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US conquers Greenland and quickly changes mind after realising it’s cold and there’s nothing there

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US conquers Greenland and quickly changes mind after realising it’s cold and there’s nothing there

January 7, 2026January 7, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged cold, conquers, Greenland, Mind, quickly, realising

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Sir Keir Starmer calls for safe and peaceful war in Venezuela

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Sir Keir Starmer calls for safe and peaceful war in Venezuela

January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Calls, Keir, Peaceful, Safe, Sir, Starmer, Venezuela, War

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Trump abducts elderly Venezuelan couple because taking hostages is good now

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Trump abducts elderly Venezuelan couple because taking hostages is good now

January 3, 2026January 3, 2026 Normal Island News0Tagged Abducts, Couple, elderly, good, hostages, Trump, Venezuelan

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